Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Gingerbread Jokes More Gingerbread Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

Skrillex Jokes More Skrillex Jokes

What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Anorexic Girl Jokes More Anorexic Girl Jokes

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow