Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Zimbabwe Jokes More Zimbabwe Jokes

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.