Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Zimbabwe Jokes More Zimbabwe Jokes

What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

Brown Woman Jokes More Brown Woman Jokes

What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Gingerbread Jokes More Gingerbread Jokes

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

Anorexic Jokes More Anorexic Jokes

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.