Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Skrillex Jokes More Skrillex Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.