Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

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What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

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What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

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Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups?

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

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