What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.