What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.