What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ?

Alceste to meet him later !