What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.