What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.