What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

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I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Because a house can't jump.

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What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

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Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.