How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.