How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)