How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!