How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!