How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer