How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.