Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

Cher-Mobile

What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!