Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached