Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached