Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.