How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.