How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What do you call an annoying Chinese chef?

A Woky Talky

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord