How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord