How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)