How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.