How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them