How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)