How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.