How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

How do hobbit flowers grow?

Through Frodo-synthesis.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.