What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!