What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.