What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!