Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.