Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

A thon

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.