What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.