What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.