What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.