What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch