What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.