What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.