Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette