What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette