Gilles de la gourmette
Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
Ma'lady
The clap.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Cause all their pants are half-off
He kisses his mother with that mouth!
Math-you.
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
