Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred