Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin