Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease does a married man have?

onejina

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred