Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked buddha.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.