Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat