Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.