Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.