What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense. I'll show myself out...

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

What do you call a phobia of machetes?

Common sense