How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey