How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.