How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.