How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?

A hip hopper.

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How much wood... ...could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.