Forehead Jokes

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.