How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

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How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.