How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...