What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.