What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.