Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.