Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands