Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.