What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank