What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.