What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Let's meet up in the corner.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.