What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.