What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)