How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.