How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.