How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.