How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!