Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.