Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes three episodes.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.