Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!