Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.