Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy