Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.