Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack?

A Tut offensive.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy