Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.