What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.