Daddy.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Tell them to clap until daddy gets home
A screwdriver
One with a cemetery plot.
Boris' Karl loft.
Thanks I needed that.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.