What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.