What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.