What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.