What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove