What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove