What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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Oat couture

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Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.