What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.