What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

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What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

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Inuit.

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A Ha'wayman.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*