What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.