What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.