What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.