Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Where's that?

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.