Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

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What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What do you call a stubborn Egyptian?

In denile

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy