Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Previous Random Joke Next

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

Egyptian Kid Jokes More Egyptian Kid Jokes

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.