Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.