Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.