Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy