Because his daddy was a mummy
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !
They wished it was Anubis.
Egypt me!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.