Computers have them toad-ily confused.
They can't afford computers in Africa.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
You don't - they're born that way.
Disoriented.
The e-aster bunny.
