What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

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What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.