What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.