Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.