Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun