Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !