Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!