Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Previous Random Joke Next

Admit Jokes More Admit Jokes

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

De Nile Jokes More De Nile Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Egyptian Crocodile Jokes More Egyptian Crocodile Jokes

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile