Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile