Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.