Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.