Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

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Because they don't believe in the KKK

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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ANKH ANKH!!

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile