Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.