Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile