What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Previous Random Joke Next
Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.