What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus