Why is it really hard to convince Egypt...

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.