Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...