Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...