How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.