How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm