How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.