Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.