Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)