Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.