Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)