Ancient Egyptians Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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