Ancient Egyptians Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

King Nottocommon

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...