Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Previous Random Joke Next

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

Ancient Egyptians Jokes More Ancient Egyptians Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.