Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.