What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.