What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.