What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What's up?

Not Egyptian Air