What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.