What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.