What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Previous Random Joke Next

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator?

A Cairo-practor

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.