Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.