When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.