When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.