When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.