When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.