When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.