Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!