Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

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Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.