Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.