Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.