Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!