What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief