What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.