What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.