What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.