What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.