What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a christian crawdad?

A Prayfish.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why shouldnt you ever have an argument with Mbius?

Because theyre always so one sided!

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.