What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are atheists poor?

because its a non-prophet organisation.

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa