What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.