What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What do you call a christian crawdad?

A Prayfish.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.