How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

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What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's?

56eh.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.